Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then, so I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a Def Jam comic when that movie came out. I would have torn it to pieces.
This just reminds me of Philly and I hate that people don’t get it; like I remember this one time I was at the church which is 2125 Chestnut and someone was like “How do I get to 16th St.” and I pointed and said “5 blocks that way” and they were like “Oh thank you!!! Do you live around here??” and I was like “Um no.” and they said, “Wow how did you know that!?” and I was like “This address is 2125, which means we’re on 21st St, and the next street is 20th, so if you keep going you’ll find 16th…….” /end rant